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by Herpetoquotation
Sun Jun 04, 2023 9:34 pm
Forum: Art & Writing
Topic: JUDGE DAGOTH
Replies: 0
Views: 7815

JUDGE DAGOTH

PELINAL: You are about to enter the court-room of Judge Dagoth Voryn! The people are dead. The cases are argued in an aetherial tesseract outside of linear time. The rulings are final! This is Judge Dagoth! ... DAGOTH: Please state your name for the record. NOCTURNAL: I am UR DROTH, the part of the ...
by Herpetoquotation
Wed Mar 01, 2023 3:22 am
Forum: Art & Writing
Topic: [RP] Apotheosis: Spirits of the Foretime
Replies: 19
Views: 8867

Re: [RP] Apotheosis: Spirits of the Foretime

"Tep, wake up." “...” "Wake up, Tep." "Tep!" “Just five more minutes, Calvario.” "Tep Goddammit, I’m not your fucking Valet. You don’t even have a Valet anymore. Fucker made off with the silverware tucked in his breechcloth. Probably living it up in Mir Corrup by n...
by Herpetoquotation
Fri Feb 24, 2023 11:41 pm
Forum: Art & Writing
Topic: [OOC] Apotheosis: Spirits of the Foretime
Replies: 7
Views: 5221

Re: [OOC] Apotheosis: Spirits of the Foretime

Erm, what is the current date in-game?
by Herpetoquotation
Fri Feb 17, 2023 12:54 am
Forum: Art & Writing
Topic: [RP] Apotheosis: Spirits of the Foretime
Replies: 19
Views: 8867

Re: [RP] Apotheosis: Spirits of the Foretime

Tep had the barrel of the hand-candle in his mouth, though he wavered about pulling the trigger and redecorating his obscenely expensive Boysh Quarter manse. The place had the most exquisite sunset view of the red-river and he'd just finished picking out the patio furniture. And it had all cost him ...
by Herpetoquotation
Thu Feb 09, 2023 5:30 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Intro/Feedback thread
Replies: 24
Views: 16813

Re: Intro/Feedback thread

This town ain't big enough for the two of us, pardner.
by Herpetoquotation
Thu Feb 09, 2023 5:26 pm
Forum: Art & Writing
Topic: Where Were You When The Canon Broke?
Replies: 1
Views: 3620

Where Were You When The Canon Broke?

Where Were You When The 9th Era AI Broke Up In Low Nirn Orbit, Then Fell To Tamriel, Becoming 2nd Era Bisexual Icon Queen Ayrenn? Knight-Captain Leww Albano Corino, Cyro-Nordic, Martyr of Wendir: I didn't die a futile death of empty spectacle, only to be forever trapped in endless PURGATORY as the ...
by Herpetoquotation
Wed Sep 07, 2022 12:28 am
Forum: General TES Discussion
Topic: Weird Skyrim Mod
Replies: 6
Views: 11332

Re: Weird Skyrim Mod

I like all of these. But we've gotta go weirder.
by Herpetoquotation
Sat Sep 03, 2022 10:37 pm
Forum: General TES Discussion
Topic: Weird Skyrim Mod
Replies: 6
Views: 11332

Weird Skyrim Mod

No, she ain't real and she's never gonna' be, but just for the helluvit, let's us imagine Skyrim if Beth didn't have to worry about pushing more units than there are observable stars in the sky. And this one won't take a decade, I swears it. Anywho, my cents: - Main plot marries the Dragon cult with...
by Herpetoquotation
Fri Aug 12, 2022 10:11 am
Forum: Art & Writing
Topic: Alde of Agreſſione
Replies: 3
Views: 3909

Re: Alde of Agreſſione

It's like reading Shakespeare in the Original German.
by Herpetoquotation
Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:16 am
Forum: Art & Writing
Topic: Alde of Agreſſione
Replies: 3
Views: 3909

Alde of Agreſſione

[From the Bard's College First Draughts Folio: Naturally, a Drinking Song.] Ƿe drinc to our ȝooð, for dæȝs comme and gonne. Fore þe Alde of Agreſſione is soon enouᵹ donne. Ƿe'll driue out þe ſouðrons and reſtor ƿhat ƿe oƿn Ƿið our blode and our stele ƿe ƿill takke bak our homme. Doƿn ƿið Gorȝeuſ, þe...
by Herpetoquotation
Thu Jul 28, 2022 2:24 am
Forum: General TES Discussion
Topic: Elder Scrolls Games pitches
Replies: 13
Views: 10600

Re: Elder Scrolls Games pitches

TES is begging for a class-based shooter type. Beth has just gotta set it during one of the lesser known wars, stock the roster with colorful mercenaries, give it a game-mode where you've gotta escort a slow-moving asset, and you're sure to move more units than the Bible. Then, just for shits and gi...
by Herpetoquotation
Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:02 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Watcha Reading?
Replies: 17
Views: 9698

Re: Watcha Reading?

Oh, Deadie, it's been too long.

Lady Ehn - New International Version. And yes, it's very beige.
by Herpetoquotation
Tue Jun 07, 2022 3:02 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Watcha Reading?
Replies: 17
Views: 9698

Re: Watcha Reading?

The Christian Bible.

Started, like, 2019.

Currently in Isaiah.
by Herpetoquotation
Tue Jun 07, 2022 2:58 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Intro/Feedback thread
Replies: 24
Views: 16813

Re: Intro/Feedback thread

Haute Quêteure, at your service. Amongst other stellar achievements, I've been banned from r/Teslore like 7 different times.
by Herpetoquotation
Tue Jun 07, 2022 2:36 am
Forum: General TES Discussion
Topic: Old fashion forum RP
Replies: 5
Views: 6058

Re: Old fashion forum RP

Late third-era, before the Nerevarine takes that boat. One of the Imperial City's less affluent neighborhoods. And this is pre-OB Nibennium, the tropical Venice of teeming bridge-parishes, Ancestor-smog, and 1.5 cults per capita. Anyway: Amid the rising tide of imminent social and dimensional collap...